This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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