Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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