Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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