you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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