my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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