D3 body, D1 cock
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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