Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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