This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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