yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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