i just had sex bonerless
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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