He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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