Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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