Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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