Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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