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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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