Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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