Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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