There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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