I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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