it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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