I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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