Taylor Swift is so right about you.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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