everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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