chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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