adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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