Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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