A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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