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  • Submitted by HeyBudHessel on Jan 5, 11 at 2:41pm

    Obviously not the only thing that's big if you're eating at Chipotle and carrying around chocolate...

  • Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 5, 11 at 1:38pm

    Or, he really fucking loves chocolate coins.

  • Submitted by sailor_man on Jan 5, 11 at 3:47pm

    chocolate coins and boobs are the same in every language... i thought everyone knew that

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jan 5, 11 at 1:30pm

    "They're right in front of you, and open very large doors."

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    Submitted by rico69suave on Jan 6, 11 at 6:21pm

    Probably thought the coins were just a side gift since you bleary already paid for it with the only currency I recognize: cleavage

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    Submitted by sharweeeek on Jan 5, 11 at 10:50pm

    NOVA reppin

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 6, 11 at 11:34am

    It's the tits, honey. Those things are fucking spectacular

  • Submitted by SALIA on Jan 6, 11 at 7:05am

    Finally?? Girl, this is America! Those knockers started paying off as soon as you got them! I'm glad you're finally realizing their potential!

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    Submitted by cosmoluvr on Apr 29, 11 at 1:37am

    Sounds like someone with the initials of S.N.F.

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:05pm

    First!