There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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