Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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