he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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