Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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