guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am midnight drunk by noon
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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