do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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