Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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