She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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