He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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