Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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