oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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