That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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