Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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