I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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