giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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