I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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