You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by klangford on May 1, 10 at 11:49am

    Funny because I feel like smacking you for thinking this was worth sharing.

  • 88 91
    Submitted by meganmegan on May 1, 10 at 1:08pm

    Back in the day, their wine was super watered down. They drank it cuz it was safer than just water (bacteria) but it'd take a lottt to get drunk, which Jesus didn't do.

  • 81 80
    Submitted by amandashoe on May 9, 10 at 12:40am

    Ah this makes me proud to say I live in the 270:)

  • 80 79
    Submitted by pinkparade on May 1, 10 at 12:15pm

    Why the NT? why can't god rock it oldschool?

  • 80 81
    Submitted by GrumpyViking on May 1, 10 at 11:37am

    Jeezy's fictional. The "new" testament is plagiarized. Keep drinking. OINOS KAI ALETHEIA!!! (You're in college... Take a course in ancient Greek)

    • 63 73
      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 1, 10 at 9:57pm

      ironically, it's also modern Greek.\n\n|the kid|

  • 87 98
    Submitted by meganmegan on May 1, 10 at 1:09pm

    Oh, and the NT isn't plagiarized, why would they make up a religion so they could be persecuted for it. And I AM taking Ancient Greek.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by bienlunee on May 1, 10 at 11:57am

    Dumb

  • 79 87
    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 1, 10 at 11:04am

    First??

  • 78 89
    Submitted by elpintogrande on May 2, 10 at 12:45pm

    Take that religion!

  • 78 90
    Submitted by beg4pie on May 2, 10 at 10:44pm

    In Soviet Russia you smack a drunk Jesus.

  • 74 88
    Submitted by thedrake9 on May 1, 10 at 11:31am

    One of the dumbest attempts at being funny I've ever seen.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:06am

    pl

  • 66 74
    Submitted by GrumpyViking on May 2, 10 at 10:07am

    When a religion turns its followers into whiney assholes, it's not persecution to abuse them; it's well-deserved punishment for being a whiney asshole.

  • Submitted by effyewseekay on May 2, 10 at 9:12am

    How do u know Jesus didnt get drunk?? And all monotheistic religions can be traced back to Zoroastrian roots anyways. Plaigirized seems strong but they do have a common theme.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by grey_fox24 on May 4, 10 at 3:26am

    At least it wasn't the Old Testament. Those smitings were no joke.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 1, 10 at 11:07am

    why would he? he made wine so he must've been into it,

  • 62 94
    Submitted by aschnell on May 4, 10 at 6:10am

    The old testament would have hurt a lot more