"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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