How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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