6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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