I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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