i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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