Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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